1- Sleep wherever and whenever you can. A bed is best, but chairs, buses, floors, standing in between classes, and under desks always works too.

2- Tell yourself you're not going to procrastinate. You will do it anyway, but you'll feel better that you at least tried.

3- Suck up to your professors. They give you the grade. Wait until after the final to tell them what you REALLY think.

4- Notebooks and little organizing tabs and the like are great and lots of fun to be excited about the first week. But after that, your stuff will be in a hellish wreck anyway, so you might as well save the money.

5- When class begins/turning in homework/ arriving at class is NOT optional, contrary to popular belief.

6- Never, ever admit to a teacher that it only took you half an hour to do a three hour project.

7- Always, always tell the teacher if it took you three hours and five minutes to do a three hour project.

8- Beware the bikers.

9- Soda- $1.79 Sandwhich $3.25 Chips 99 cents Cookie 75 cents Total $6.78
Bringing your own lunch- priceless.